Glenn Quagmire, who mostly goes by his last name, is one of the Griffins' neighbors on Family Guy. Quagmire is a bit of a lovable perv and is voiced by the show's creator, Seth McFarlane.
Though you could never tell by the way he acts, Glenn is actually an airline pilot. Oh and Quagmire has a huge thing for Lois and ruined Cleveland's marriage. I say don't leave him alone with your daughter or wife.
Jesus: Uh hot ladies. Horny ones. Who, uh, sex on you.
Jesus: Yeah, you know, they come back to your house and sit on your butt.
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Voiceover on TV: The Statue Of Liberty was a gift from France...
Guy: The Statue Of Liberty!?
Peter: Oh my kid must of taped over this for history class. Boys, boys! We're going to drink till she's hot.
Quagmire: Hey, thats just crazy enough to work
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Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)
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I forgot Yelp was a weapon for dumb people, you taught me something today Brian.Stewie