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Glenn Quagmire, who mostly goes by his last name, is one of the Griffins' neighbors on Family Guy.  Quagmire is a bit of a lovable perv and is voiced by the show's creator, Seth McFarlane.

Though you could never tell by the way he acts, Glenn is actually an airline pilot.  Oh and Quagmire has a huge thing for Lois and ruined Cleveland's marriage.  I say don't leave him alone with your daughter or wife.

Glenn Quagmire Quotes

Voiceover on TV: The Statue Of Liberty was a gift from France...
Guy: The Statue Of Liberty!?
Peter: Oh my kid must of taped over this for history class. Boys, boys! We're going to drink till she's hot.
Quagmire: Hey, thats just crazy enough to work

Quagmire: Hey Peter, you want to play "drink the beer"?
Peter: Sure. (takes drink of beer)
Quagmire: You win!
Peter: What do I win?
Quagmire: Another beer!
Peter: Oh man, I'm going for the high score!
Quagmire: Actually, Charlie has the high score.
Charlie [peeing in grandfather clock]: Hey man, your clock won't flush

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Amen! Yahoo! I agree! When I saw the word quagmire I ieaidemtmly thought of a line from the book Alcoholics Anonymous in Bill's Story, No words can tell of the loneliness and despair I found in that bitter morass of self-pity. It reminded me of the word morass and being stuck in an endless cycle of self-pity and despair. There are two things an alcoholic doesn't like; the way things are and change. Every blessing, every moment of inner-peace and serenity, every throat aching tear of gratitude, every breath I breathe is a result of every second I spent in despair. I know now from experience, a quagmire is a chance to grow spiritually, and as with all things super high or low, this too shall pass. Most importantly I know today, that the lessons learned rarely comes in the moment I'm in the quagmire, but is revealed later. So I trudge on with faith that someday I may know why, if I'm meant to and to let each quagmire take me to where I supposed to be and not just where I've ended up.Great post, thanks!


lol lol lol lol lol


Glen Quagmire is the funniest person that i know and every time i watch Family Guy i laugh at everything that he says for example when he says Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo stick around it makes me laugh every time and i just love him. Luv Ya. :)

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