Veronica Takes Rose

Veronica seems nice enough so she takes Ted's daughter, Rose, to babysit her for a bit. What she does is hilarious!
Rating: Unrated

Ted at Lunch

Ted goes out to lunch with the middle management guys over fifty in an effort to try and please everyone in his life. Good luck.
Rating: Unrated

Ted Duels

Ted joins Phil and Lem's medieval fight club and duels against a fellow peon to rise in the ranks.
Rating: Unrated

Ted Defeats the Groth

Ted takes down the dreaded Groth in a fight no one thought he would win on last night's Better Off Ted.
Rating: Unrated

Phil and Lem the Jesters

Phuil and Lem are demoted to court jesters when Ted defeats them in battle. He's their boss at life now.
Rating: Unrated

Ted Declared Winner

Ted is declared the winner by the King / IT guy after winning his first fight at the medieval fight club.
Rating: Unrated

Ted Goes Crazy

Ted channels his anger towards his ex-wife in his fight against the Groth in his medieval fight club he joined.
Rating: Unrated

Linda Notices Something

Linda notices something dripping from the ceiling and when she realizes it's flammable and eating through her desk, she might want to report it.
Rating: Unrated

Dr. Bamba Confesses

Dr. Bamba takes all the blame during a press conference in Better Off Ted. Bamba is their go-to scapegoat.
Rating: Unrated

Phil and the Hair

Phil comes to investigate Ted's desk to see the results of their hair growth formula. Apparently it works a little too well and causes desks to grow hair.
Rating: Unrated

Ted, Veronica and the Boss

Ted and Veronica team up to use information from Rose to save people from needlessly getting fired.
Rating: Unrated

Linda the Author

Linda writes a children's novel that features a Lemur that looks exactly like Phil.
Rating: Unrated

Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie