Lem in Red

Lem opens his locker to discover a red lab coat instead of a white one. Phil and Lem proceed to investigate.
Rating: Unrated

Ted and Linda Accused

Ted and Linda get falsely accused of sexual harassment by Veridian on Better Off Ted.
Rating: Unrated

Linda the Harrasser

Linda is falsely accused of sexual harassment by the company on Better Off Ted.
Rating: Unrated

Linda Causing Pain

Linda is busy sexually harassing men on Better Off Ted.
Rating: Unrated

The Finders

When Ted and company discover an employee, Jenkins, died they become known as the original followers in the cult that follows.
Rating: Unrated

Lem and Phil Face Veronica

Lem and Phil are extremely nervous when they have to report to Veronica directly without their usual Ted buffer.
Rating: Unrated

Lem Teaches Phil

Lem teaches Phil how to insult people when a company memo comes out telling them to.
Rating: Unrated

Ted Versus Pete

Ted goes up against his rival, Pete (Kyle Bornheimer), when both of their research labs have similar inventions they're presenting.
Rating: Unrated

Ted and Greta

Ted uses a Veridian translation device to put the moves on a beautiful German executive, Greta (Stefanie von Pfetten).
Rating: Unrated

Phil and Lem Present

Phil and Lem present their translation device to the Veridian executives.
Rating: Unrated

Ted Kisses Greta

Looks like there's no translation device needed as Ted goes in to kiss Greta (Stefanie von Pfetten).
Rating: Unrated

Brett is Not Happy

Stefan Marks guests stars as Brett and looks pretty unhappy in the Better Off Ted finale.
Rating: Unrated

Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie