Pictured in this scene from Californication: David Duchovny as Hank, RZA as Samurai Apocalypse and Meagan Good as Kali.

Californication Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

I'm not twelve, you can't bribe me anymore. Well you can, but you have to adjust for lifestyle and inflation.


Some girls are timid and lack focus, but you, you should be in porn.