Eric: Scott, you know, this is why I knew not to partner up with you, because you are a self-centered jerk off. Scott: And this is why Eric, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, you are a little b*tch.
Johnny Drama: Bro, didn't I used to bang her sister? Vince: Yeah, actually she said she asked about you. Drama: Of course. Turtle: She probably wants to find out if you were the one who gave her the herps. Drama: Well at least I get laid often enough to be a suspect. Eric: Interesting logic.
