Entourage

Entourage "Second to Last" Quotes

Johnny Galecki: Eric, would you like to take this around the corner?
Eric: I'll bang your smug face out right here.
Galecki: Respected actors don't get into public brawls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex Rodriguez: I thought you were in that Avion Tequila deal?
Turtle: Yeah. I made a few bucks, but...
A-Rod: A few bucks? I heard it went public today.
Turtle: What?
A-Rod: Listen, call Tex and apologize. We're trying to win a ring around here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Turtle: Come on, you've got an eight year, hundred and eighty million dollar contract.
Mark Teixeira: I've also got three kids in private school in Greenwich, Connecticut. You don't have three kids in private school in Greenwich, Connecticut, do you Turtle?
Turtle: No.
Teixeira: So you don't know how expensive it is then, do you?
Turtle: No.
Teixeira: Turtle, find another way. And don't try to guilt me again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: Vince Chase wants this for his brother Johnny. Now we all know that Johnny Chase may have limited talent. But, like a child with special needs, a real family member will stand by his side. A real family member will buy that child's way into Harvard if that's what it takes. Vince Chase is standing by his brother, and I'm standing by both of them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: Scott, you know, this is why I knew not to partner up with you, because you are a self-centered jerk off.
Scott: And this is why Eric, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, you are a little b*tch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Johnny Drama: Bro, didn't I used to bang her sister?
Vince: Yeah, actually she said she asked about you.
Drama: Of course.
Turtle: She probably wants to find out if you were the one who gave her the herps.
Drama: Well at least I get laid often enough to be a suspect.
Eric: Interesting logic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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