Living Without It - Family Guy

Quagmire's most treasured body part is cut off and he must figure out how to go one with it on Family Guy.
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Selfies with Hammer - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18

Hammer does a group selfie on his first day as Social Media Manager.
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Six Seconds - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 18

Peter and the boys come up with a Six Second Talk Show that becomes an internet hit and causes Peter to end up in some deep doo doo.
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Ventriloquist Quagmire - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Quagmire tries to find a new hobby since he no longer has his penis.
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The Boat - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Peter tries to get the boat into the lake but it's providing a huge problem.
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The Golden Penis - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 19

Quagmire receives the greatest gift of all from his father -- his penis.
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Peter's In a Coma - Family Guy

Peter falls into a coma and starts asking God questions Famiy Guy's "Are You There God? It's Me, Peter."
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Brian Fall in Love - Family Guy

Brian falls in love with a woman who has cancer on Family Guy. "Married With Cancer" is the first episode of the show's 17th season.
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Letting Himself Go - Family Guy

Brian lets himself go when he marriage doesn't turn out the way he had planned on The Simpsons. "Dead Dog Walking" is the second episode of the show's 17th season.
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Stewie Makes a Friend - Family Guy

Stewie finally makes a friend his own age on Family Guy but is later devastated to discover he isn't invited to his birthday party.
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The Shrinking Machine

When Brian teases Stewie about being small, he creates a shrinking machine and shrinks them both on Family Guy.
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Lois' Father - Family Guy

Carter Pewterschmidt, Lois' father comes to visit and has an accident on the Family Guy episode, "Regarding Carter."
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Family Guy Quotes

Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter

But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.

Quagmire