After going outside without sunscreen, Stewie becomes obsessed with tanning.
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Peter ends up in a drinking contest with his real father, an Irish man who's the town drunk, in order to prove they're related.
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Stewie ends up in a ski-off in order to win his beloved Rupert back.
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Brian and Quagmire join the police force and end up saving Brian from an obsessed Meg.
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Stewie and Olivia go on a double date with Brian and his girlfriend, Jillian.
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Lois volunteers to teach Chris' sex-ed class when the school is failing in her mind.
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Stewie meets Brian's hot, but dumb girlfriend, Jillian and can't stop ragging on him.
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Stewie signs Brian up for the army and the two of them find themselves shipped off to Iraq.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley