Lois runs against Adam West for Mayor of Quahog and ends up winning.
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Whenever Family Guy needs a B story, you can always expect the chicken to return to fight Peter.
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When forced to run to Texas and dress as a girl, Stewie enters a Little Miss Texas Pageant.
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Peter ends up opening a restaurant on Family Guy and Joe's friends quickly populate it.
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After Peter fixes Bill Clinton's flat tire, the two of them become best friends on Family Guy.
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Hugh Hefner swings by Family Guy to give Quagmire some advice after he loses his job.
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After going outside without sunscreen, Stewie becomes obsessed with tanning.
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Peter ends up in a drinking contest with his real father, an Irish man who's the town drunk, in order to prove they're related.
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Family Guy Quotes

Young Michael Jackson: The kid in me likes the frosted side.
Adult Michael Jackson: But the grown-up in me likes the kid in me.

Peter: I'm making my own Red Bull! Lois can't stop me from experiencing the manic highs and lows my body demands.
Brian: Whoa, whoa you're adding kerosene? That's insane! That'll destroy your body, Peter!
Peter: Kerosene is fuel, Brian. Red Bull is fuel. Kerosene is Red Bull...
Brian: That drink will kill you, Peter.
Peter: Whatever kills me will make me stronger.