Whenever Family Guy needs a B story, you can always expect the chicken to return to fight Peter.
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When forced to run to Texas and dress as a girl, Stewie enters a Little Miss Texas Pageant.
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Peter ends up opening a restaurant on Family Guy and Joe's friends quickly populate it.
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After Peter fixes Bill Clinton's flat tire, the two of them become best friends on Family Guy.
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Hugh Hefner swings by Family Guy to give Quagmire some advice after he loses his job.
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After going outside without sunscreen, Stewie becomes obsessed with tanning.
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Peter ends up in a drinking contest with his real father, an Irish man who's the town drunk, in order to prove they're related.
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Stewie ends up in a ski-off in order to win his beloved Rupert back.
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Family Guy Quotes

(Stewie and Brian begin kissing in order to get thrown out of the Army)
Stewie: Wow, look at how gay we are! I am so gay with my gayness!
Brian: Me, too! I'm...I'm a homo.
Army Guy: Any room for one more?
Stewie: Hell yeah!
(Brian smacks Stewie)

No matter how low I turn the volume, Aziz Ansari is always shouting at me. What did I do?

Stewie