Poor Stewie gets knocked unconscious with a gaping gash on his head and all of the Griffins seemed more concerned about themselves than his welfare.
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Peter hides Quagmire underneath his clothes in order to have sex with Angela and keep his job.
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The family is shocked to meet Meg's new boyfriend, Anthony, who actually seems to be normal.
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Peter becomes a pirate after he steals a parrot from the vet.
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Brian's illegitimate son, Dylan, gets dropped off at the Griffin household for Brian to raise.
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Brian and Lois go for a bike ride during their vacation to Martha's Vineyard.
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James Woods returns to Quahog and steals Peter's identify on Family Guy.
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Peter, with the help of Brian and a talking cow, attempts to show the evils of a fast food corporation.
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Family Guy Quotes

Chris: Mr. Woods. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Oh Chris, I'm your father, call me "dad".
Chris: Um, okay, dad. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Well, there's a number of ways Chris. Uh, for example, Kate Moss and I had the same coke supplier, and he threw a punch social one day, and we both happened to be there, and the next thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam bang. I went bareback, babe.
Chris: Wow, she sounds like a class act.
James Woods: No, not at all Chris. No, not at all.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)