Poor Stewie gets knocked unconscious with a gaping gash on his head and all of the Griffins seemed more concerned about themselves than his welfare.
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Peter hides Quagmire underneath his clothes in order to have sex with Angela and keep his job.
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The family is shocked to meet Meg's new boyfriend, Anthony, who actually seems to be normal.
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Peter becomes a pirate after he steals a parrot from the vet.
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Brian's illegitimate son, Dylan, gets dropped off at the Griffin household for Brian to raise.
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Brian and Lois go for a bike ride during their vacation to Martha's Vineyard.
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James Woods returns to Quahog and steals Peter's identify on Family Guy.
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Peter, with the help of Brian and a talking cow, attempts to show the evils of a fast food corporation.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.