Poor Stewie gets knocked unconscious with a gaping gash on his head and all of the Griffins seemed more concerned about themselves than his welfare.
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Peter hides Quagmire underneath his clothes in order to have sex with Angela and keep his job.
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The family is shocked to meet Meg's new boyfriend, Anthony, who actually seems to be normal.
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Peter becomes a pirate after he steals a parrot from the vet.
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Brian's illegitimate son, Dylan, gets dropped off at the Griffin household for Brian to raise.
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Brian and Lois go for a bike ride during their vacation to Martha's Vineyard.
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James Woods returns to Quahog and steals Peter's identify on Family Guy.
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Peter, with the help of Brian and a talking cow, attempts to show the evils of a fast food corporation.
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Family Guy Quotes

Young Michael Jackson: The kid in me likes the frosted side.
Adult Michael Jackson: But the grown-up in me likes the kid in me.

Peter: I'm making my own Red Bull! Lois can't stop me from experiencing the manic highs and lows my body demands.
Brian: Whoa, whoa you're adding kerosene? That's insane! That'll destroy your body, Peter!
Peter: Kerosene is fuel, Brian. Red Bull is fuel. Kerosene is Red Bull...
Brian: That drink will kill you, Peter.
Peter: Whatever kills me will make me stronger.