Which set of glasses will make me look smartest? Peter has a big decision to make in this still from Family Guy.
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Peter returns from a business trip and appears to have become a responsible man on Family Guy.
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Yikes! Teacher reacts to Stewie having Herpes in this scene from Family Guy.
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Peter must fight for his booth at the Drunken Clam in this scene from the Family Guy episode "Herpe, the Love Sore."
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Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school on Family Guy in "Secondhand Spoke"
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Angry fans flooded Twitter and social media, many threatening never to watch again when their beloved, albeit sarcastic pooch ended up as roadkill. Thankfully, the Griffin family pet returned with a message from show creator Seth MacFarlane, "Never take those you love for granted, for they can be gone in a flash.” .
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Peter goes to great lengths to keep inheritance money in the family on Family Guy.
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Peter hangs here with a friend of his late mother's. She tries to kiss him!
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Family Guy Quotes

Chris: Mr. Woods. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Oh Chris, I'm your father, call me "dad".
Chris: Um, okay, dad. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Well, there's a number of ways Chris. Uh, for example, Kate Moss and I had the same coke supplier, and he threw a punch social one day, and we both happened to be there, and the next thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam bang. I went bareback, babe.
Chris: Wow, she sounds like a class act.
James Woods: No, not at all Chris. No, not at all.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)