When a time machine sends Brian and Stewie on two different paths to Vegas, on gets lucky and one does not on Family Guy. "Road to Vegas; No Country for Old Men" is the finale of the show's 11th season.
Chris: Mr. Woods. How do I get a girl to like me? James Woods: Oh Chris, I'm your father, call me "dad". Chris: Um, okay, dad. How do I get a girl to like me? James Woods: Well, there's a number of ways Chris. Uh, for example, Kate Moss and I had the same coke supplier, and he threw a punch social one day, and we both happened to be there, and the next thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam bang. I went bareback, babe. Chris: Wow, she sounds like a class act. James Woods: No, not at all Chris. No, not at all.