Brian and Stewie are best friends on Family Guy. The series killed off the former on "Life of Brian."
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Brian and Stewie head back to 17th century Jamestown on Family Guy. "Life of Brian" is the sixth episode of the show's 12th season.
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The Griffins head to Italy on Family Guy. "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee" is the fifth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Brian has had enough of Peter in the nude on Family Guy. "A Fistful of Meg" is the fourth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Stewie, Brian, and Stewie's teddy bear end up in a strange love triangle on Family Guy. "Quagmire's Quagmire" is the third episode of the show's 12th season.
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Peter grows a second head out of his neck and calls it Chip on Family Guy. "Vestigial Peter" is the second episode of the show's 12th season.
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Does Peter really find treasure in Quahog on the season premiere of Family Guy. "Finders Keepers" is the first episode of the show's 12th season.
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When a time machine sends Brian and Stewie on two different paths to Vegas, on gets lucky and one does not on Family Guy. "Road to Vegas; No Country for Old Men" is the finale of the show's 11th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Chris: Mr. Woods. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Oh Chris, I'm your father, call me "dad".
Chris: Um, okay, dad. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Well, there's a number of ways Chris. Uh, for example, Kate Moss and I had the same coke supplier, and he threw a punch social one day, and we both happened to be there, and the next thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam bang. I went bareback, babe.
Chris: Wow, she sounds like a class act.
James Woods: No, not at all Chris. No, not at all.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)