Why is Ted making like Indiana Jones on the season five premiere of How I Met Your Mother? Hey, why not?!?
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A Lily and Marshall flashback on the fifth season premiere of How I Met Your Mother? We'll take it!
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During the fifth season premiere of How I Met Your Mother, Ted starts his teaching gig. Naturally, he's late for class.
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Oh yes, Robin and Barney really are dating when How I Met Your Mother kicks off its fifth season. But the pair won't actually put a label on their relationship.
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

That, my friends, is the dominator 5000, the best bull whip on the market according to my whip guy. Yeah, I have a whip guy. [makes whip sound]

Barney

We kept trying to have the talk, and then we realized we hate the talk.

Robin