Barney: Let's be clear: I don't love [Robin], okay? I just... miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown suede vest.
Ted: Chinese [food]? Barney: I don't like Chinese. Ted: Indian? Barney: I just said, I don't like Chinese. Ted: Indian isn't Chinese. Barney: Weird meats, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs? Ted: Mexican? Barney: I just said, I don't like Chinese!