Ronnie and Sammi from Jersey Shore have serious problems. Namely their inability to get a clue.
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Snooki from Jersey Shore is one of the all-time characters. We don't necessarily mean that as a compliment, either.
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Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

[wasted] I don't hate you because I love you.

Ronnie

[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.

Ronnie