Jersey Shore Season 2 Episode 4: "Breaking Up" Quotes
Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA ... say that 5 times fast.The Situation
Ronnie doesn't want to give up his cookie, and that's Sam. You need to give up your cookie, son, so you can go find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog.The Situation
She's beating a dead horse at this point. At some point when the horse is dead you gotta leave it alone.Ronnie
I swear to God that looks like a garbage bag! I think Victoria should have kept this one a Secret.Vinny
Angelina... she's got diarrhea of the mouth.. I was like mind your business ... I gotta deal with Sam, you're gonna have to deal with me.Ronnie
Sammi: I specifically didn't go out because I was waiting for you at home. Like a bitch.
Ronnie: You are a bitch.
I don't like tests, that's why I didn't go to college... don't test me, 'cause I will fail a majority of the time.Ronnie
[on phone to Emilio] So while you're f*%kin' them nasty bitches up there, I'll sure Nicole's gonna get it in down here. So at the end of the day you lose her as it is, and you're still a drunk skank with no job.JWoww
[on phone to Emilio] I will call the cops on you if you call again or I will take the next flight out to f*%kin' New York to beat your ass.JWoww
Snooki: Eventually Sammi's gonna find out, and ... I don't know what to do. It's just a big ball of f*%kness. That's a new word: f*%kness.
White's in in Miami... what if you get your period? It's ruined.Snooki