Claire and Glorida fight here over Lilly. But only because they love her, and feel scorned by their children.
Phil and Jay both had issues with their kids' basketball coach on "Benched." Then, they had issues with each other.
Jay as a basketball coach? Call us crazy, but he lacks the patient for that job.

Modern Family Season 1 Episode 20 Quotes

Luke: Manny and I are going to practice lay-ups.
Manny: They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dance and strength.
Luke: You're ruining it again.

One day I'm gonna be a grandfather and then everybody better hide their meat.