Modern Family

Modern Family "Benched" Quotes

Mitchell's new boss: Do you guys surf?
Cameron: Only for bargains on the Web!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Basketball Coach: You're doing great, Luke, if your goal is to suck!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Cameron [on his relationship with Mitchell]: Business partners, mergers and acquisitions. Just kidding, we're gay!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Alex, honey, when you're out shopping, you might want to pick yourself up a training bra. I know you don't need one now but your little boobies are going to come in soon. Mommy loves you, kitten!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: I'm going to have to go talk it over with my bull in a china shop.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Phil: A relationship with your father-in-law is tough. You need to prove you can stand up to him, while being respectful. It's like walking a tightrope, which by the way I can do, because I went to trapeze school.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil [on his fists]: I'm gonna introduce him to the Captain... and Tenille.
 • Rating: Unrated

Manny: Any suggestions?
Jay: I usually go with earrings
 • Rating: Unrated

Cameron: I can't pressure Mitchell. But I really, really, really just want him to get a job so I can go back to being a stay-at-home dad/trophy wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: It's Cameron's turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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