What could possibly go wrong at a dude ranch? We'll find out on the third season premiere of Modern Family.
Phil and Jay on horseback? It's not hard to imagine the possibilities that could arise here.
We can't lie. We're extremely jealous of this horse.

Modern Family Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Phil: It's just that when you say "Phil is my son-in-law", it sounds like you're saying "Phyllis, my son-in-law."
Jay: That's ridiculous.
Phil: Who is your son-in-law?
Jay: Phyllis!

Look I'm the horse whisperer but something is making this one skittish!

Gloria [screaming]