Modern Family

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 24 Quotes

The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living!

Gloria

Ordinarily I'm a rule follower, but when someone tells me I can't bring my own snacks into their stadium? That's when I get a little... nuts. It's a free country right? Let's just say it Ruffles me when some Goobers tell me I have to spend my half my PayDay on their hot dogs.

Phil