Phil: Ordinarily I'm a rule follower, but when someone tells me I can't bring my own snacks into their stadium? That's when I get a little... nuts. It's a free country right? Let's just say it Ruffles me when some Goobers tell me I have to spend my half my PayDay on their hot dogs.
Added By: Matt Richenthal
Date Added: 05/20/10

May 21st, 2010 10:18 AM
I died! I thought it was hilarious! Cheesy, but that's the point of the show! Very clever prose was once again brought us by the writers of Modern Family.