Turk interviews Kelso as a replacement for J.D. as his new best friend at work. We wish this would have worked.
Turk interviews Cox as a potential replacement as a best friend at work. Yeah, not gonna happen.
Without J.D., Turk is busy looking for a J.D. replacement and goes to his buddy's wife for advice.
Crazy Lucy goes to the original queen of crazy, Elliot, for advice on how to handle her busy life.
Lucy, busy burning the candle at both ends, volunteers to help a guy with physical therapy...too bad he's not a patient and works at the gift shop.

Scrubs Season 9 Episode 6 Quotes

Denise: So, you and me. We're gonna have a stupid jar. Everytime you say something stupid, we're gonna put a nickel in that jar and when it gets nice and full, we're going to beat you with it.
Cole: Dude, how much fun is she in the sack?
Drew: More scary than fun.

Lucy: I have nine thousand things to do today, go back to sleep.
Cole: Girl once you wake up the troops you gotta storm the beach.
Lucy: You are actually on my to do list.