Elaine's Cleavage

Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Parking Garage Picture

Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Contest Picture

The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Pez Dispenser Picture

A picture of Jerry holding the infamous Pez Dispenser that caused a breakup on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Kramer Picture

A picture of the infamous Kramer portrait by Jerry's girlfriend, Nina. It's known as "The Kramer."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Alternate Side Pic

When Jerry's car is stolen, he's forced to rent a car in "The Alternate Side."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Elaine Benes Picture

A picture of Elain Benes, the only female member of Jerry's friends on Seinfeld. She's also his ex-girlfriend.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Chinese Restaurant Pic

George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Newman Picture

A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Library Picture

A picture of young Jerry and George from a 1970s flashback in the Seinfeld episode, "The Library."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Outing Picture

In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry