The Bubble Boy Picture

The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Seinfeld Gets Robbed

After Jerry gets robbed when Kramer leaves his door open, he decides to move.
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

The Stranded Pic

Jerry gets stranded at a party with these two lovely hosts when George leaves him and Elaine at a party in "The Stranded."
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jerry and The Old Man

Jerry and the gang volunteer to spend time with old people. Jerry's ends up being a selfish old man.
Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

The Visa Picture

Jerry tries to stop Babu from being deported during the Seinfeld episode, "The Visa."
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Truth Picture

Elaine is less than pleased with the noises when Kramer dates her roommate in "The Truth."
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Tape Picture

Kramer helps George try a new Chinese cure for baldness in "The Tape."
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Busboy Picture

After getting a busboy fried, George and Kramer go to his apartment.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Cafe Picture

Jerry tries to give advice to an unsuccessful restaurant owner in "The Cafe."
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Note Picture

George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Nose Job Picture

George thinks his girlfriend is perfect... other than her nose in the Seinfeld episode, "The Nose Job."
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Dog Picture

Jerry agrees to take care of the dog of a fellow passenger when he ends up ill in "The Dog."
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry