Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
When Jerry's car is stolen, he's forced to rent a car in "The Alternate Side."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of Elain Benes, the only female member of Jerry's friends on Seinfeld. She's also his ex-girlfriend.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of the infamous Kramer portrait by Jerry's girlfriend, Nina. It's known as "The Kramer."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A picture of Jerry holding the infamous Pez Dispenser that caused a breakup on Seinfeld.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Teri Hatcher guest stars on Seinfeld as Jerry's girlfriend, Sidra. "They're real and they're fantastic!"
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"