The Revenge Pic

After quitting his job, George tries to go back into work as if nothing happened.
Rating: Unrated

The Heart Attack Picture

Jerry pretends to suffocate George with a pillow at the hospital.
Rating: Unrated

The Baby Shower Pic

Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's place and leave it to Kramer to help ruin the event.
Rating: Unrated

The Red Dot Picture

A picture of the cashmere sweater and its infamous red dot that gets George fired in "The Red Dot."
Rating: Unrated

The Subway Picture

The Seinfeld gang all has their own individual unique adventures on "The Subway."
Rating: Unrated

The Suicide Picture

When Jerry's neighbor, Martin, attempts to commit suicide, his girlfriend Gina hits on Jerry.
Rating: Unrated

The Fix-Up Picture

Elaine and Jerry set George up on a fix-up and Kramer's contribution is a defective condom. Nice.
Rating: Unrated

Kramer Goes Down

Kramer goes down when he gets spit on by Keith Hernandez. Jerry has a different theory, however.
Rating: Unrated

Keith Hernandez on Seinfeld

Keith Hernandez guest stars on Seinfeld as himself and goes on a date with Elaine during "The Boyfriend."
Rating: Unrated

The Limo Picture

The Seinfeld gang finds itself in a limousine when George pretends to be some kind named O'Brian in "The Limo."
Rating: Unrated

The Good Samaritan Picture

Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and confronts the woman only to end up dating her in "The Good Samaritan."
Rating: Unrated

The Parking Space Picture

George gets into a fight with Mike over a parking spot outside Jerry's in "The Parking Space."
Rating: Unrated

Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry