The Pen Picture

Jerry compliments Jack's astronaut pen that can write upside down and it becomes a scandal in "The Pen."
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The Truth Picture

Elaine is less than pleased with the noises when Kramer dates her roommate in "The Truth."
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The Note Picture

George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
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Newman Picture

A picture of Wayne Knight as Newman, a popular, recurring character on Seinfeld.
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The Busboy Picture

After getting a busboy fried, George and Kramer go to his apartment.
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The Chinese Restaurant Pic

George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
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The Baby Shower Pic

Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's place and leave it to Kramer to help ruin the event.
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The Heart Attack Picture

Jerry pretends to suffocate George with a pillow at the hospital.
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The Revenge Pic

After quitting his job, George tries to go back into work as if nothing happened.
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The Statue Picture

Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
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The Apartment Picture

After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
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The Phone Message Pic

Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
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Seinfeld Quotes

I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little everything they do is subtle. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. The car-horn honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks. E-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh! This man is out of ideas. How does it? E-e-e-eeeehhhh! "I don't think she likes me." The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we? Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. Wherever women are, we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, okay, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene. That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like "Where to meet men?" We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.

Jerry

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry