Kramer goes down when he gets spit on by Keith Hernandez. Jerry has a different theory, however.
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Elaine and Jerry set George up on a fix-up and Kramer's contribution is a defective condom. Nice.
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When Jerry's neighbor, Martin, attempts to commit suicide, his girlfriend Gina hits on Jerry.
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A picture of Jerry holding the infamous Pez Dispenser that caused a breakup on Seinfeld.
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The Seinfeld gang all has their own individual unique adventures on "The Subway."
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A picture of the cashmere sweater and its infamous red dot that gets George fired in "The Red Dot."
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When Jerry's car is stolen, he's forced to rent a car in "The Alternate Side."
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Jerry gets stranded at a party with these two lovely hosts when George leaves him and Elaine at a party in "The Stranded."
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Seinfeld Quotes

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.

Punk Dude: Hey Kramer, have you ever killed a man?!
Kramer: What do you think Junior? You think these hands - they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?