At dinner at his aunt's house, Jerry makes an offhand comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony.
Jerry convinces George to break up with his girlfriend, Marlene, only to end up dating her himself!
A picture of Cosmo Kramer, Jerry's whacky neighbor on Seinfeld.
A picture of Elain Benes, the only female member of Jerry's friends on Seinfeld. She's also his ex-girlfriend.
George Costanza is Jerry's best friend on the iconic NBC sitcom, Seinfeld.
A picture of Jerry Seinfeld, the title character of the iconic sitcom, Seinfeld.
George comes back from the hospital with bad news after visiting his friend at the hospital... the news being about his stock tip of course.
Jerry attempts to "dump" an old childhood friend, Joel, he no longer has anything in common with.
After Jerry gets robbed when Kramer leaves his door open, he decides to move.
Jerry and Elaine end up doing a stakeout outside a woman's office building so that Jerry can get a date with her.
A picture from the pilot of Seinfeld in which Jerry tries to figure out if a girl's intentions are platonic or romantic.
A poster of the Seinfeld cast doing its thing.

Seinfeld Quotes

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.

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