Bart crushes on his new next door neighbor, Laura (voiced by Sara Gilbert).
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Mr. Burns ends up dating and almost marrying Marge's mother, Jackie, on The Simpsons.
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Great play on words. Verizon? Horizon? Get it?!
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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is the Kwik-E-Mart owner on The Simpsons. Apu is now married with eight kids. Geesh.
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Lisa gives Ralph a pity card that features a train and the iconic phrasing, "I Choo-Choo-Choose You" on it.
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Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel begin dating, but Ned has reservations when he learns about Edna's past dalliances with the men of Springfield.
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Homer is hypnotized while at the circus on The Simpsons. "Bart's New Friend" is the 11th episode of the show's 26th season.
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Homer gets illegal cable and as much as he's enjoying the stations, Lisa begins to guilt him.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart