Moe with his little lady. Emphasis on ... well, both words.
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Hey, it's been on 20 years. You might as well, guys.
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Yup. Looks about right.
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When Maggie is left on a doorstep ... amazing events are set into motion.
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Or at least the family home. You gotta watch out with those home equity loans, anything can happen.
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It's not what it seems, however. Dude is not that smart.
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Homer and Marge? Eh, didn't work.
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It's a magical place. Amusing too.
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You gotta love the pun.
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Not quite as outrageous as when Family Guy or It's Always Sunny do it, but still classic.
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Lisa takes her crossword puzzles very seriously. Homer? He just wants a quick buck.
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Homer had hair once! Insane!
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The Simpsons Quotes

The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!