Can Jack Bauer help Bart and Lisa save the world?
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The dog would go on to become a hero. Which everyone would later regret.
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Now that would be a great parenting guide.
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Bart was a hero ... until he became the goat. Boys of bummer, indeed.
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Marge makes an unlikely discovery when she learns of the mythical Internet. Bart is a legendary, destructive force.
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Homer would make a terrible paparazzo. But a funny one.
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This one had to end. Homer and Patty saw to it.
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Great episode title, as always from The Simpsons.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mayor Quimby: And, uh, may the Force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: You have no idea who I am, do you?
Mayor Quimby: Sure, I do. You're one of the Little Rascals, right?