Charlie has his license suspended on the season finale of Two and a Half Men. It's up to Jake to drive him around.
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Charlie and Alan attend the wedding rehearsal of Evelyn and her fiance, Teddy.
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Despite his best attempts to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents, he finds them in his living room.
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Michael Bolton makes his presence felt on the premiere of Two and a Half Men. The episode is titled "I Changed My Mind About the Milk."
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When Alan moves in with Lindsey the results are not what he expected on Two and a Half Men. "Mr. Hose Says Yes" is the 21st episode of the show's 9th season
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Charlie attempts to cook while Berta stands by to crack her jokes.
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Will Walden choose Rose or Zoey on this episode of Two and a Half Men? "Ferrets, Attack!" is the sixth installment of the show's tenth season.
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Charlie gives Jake a little advice on infidelity when his girlfriend Celeste goes out of town for the holidays.
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Charlie learns from Eddie Van Halen, in a fantastic cameo, that the artist always brings a guitar into the bathroom in case he gets inspired. What's not explained is how his electric guitar produced such an awesome riff without an amp.
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Evelyn and Berta talk to legendary television producer Marty Pepper (guest star Carl Reiner).
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Alan figures out a way to convince Melissa to sleep with him again... by lying about one of his mother's properties being his.
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Emilio Estevez stops by and guest stars on his brother's sitcom as a friend of Charlie's.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.