Jake brings home his much older girlfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It" is the 15th episode of the show's tenth season.
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When Chelsea moves in, Berta informs Charlie that she now works for Chelsea and he can direct his requests through her.
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When Chelsea has back problems, Alan, as a chiropractor, helps Chelsea and goes so far as to suggest a boob reduction.
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Yes, Alan you're seeing things. And that thing is guest star Kathy Bates as Charlie Harper.
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Charlie questions his entire manhood when he fails to give Chelsea an orgasm during sex. Poor guy.
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Charlie and his studio friend, played by MadTV alumn Will Sasso, help Mia and her absolutely horrible voice record an album. Hey, anything to get in a woman's pants.
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Michael Bolton makes his presence felt on the premiere of Two and a Half Men. The episode is titled "I Changed My Mind About the Milk."
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Alan meets his long time crush actress Lynda Carter on Two and a Half Men. "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants" is the sixth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Alan pretends to be Charlie and the owner of the most wonderful life on Two and a Half Men.
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Ryan Stiles occasionally graces us with his presence as Herb Melnick, Judith's second husband. It's a treat when he does.
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Charlie attempts to get some from Chelsea when she begins to receive text messages from her new best friend Alan.
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Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in on Two and a Half Men. "Boompa Loved His Hookers" is the 13th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.

Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.

Alan