This is Walden's first mistake. Don't listen to Alan when it comes to advice on women.
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As Charlie attempts to destroy Alan's creepy ventriloquist doll, Charlie and Alan end up wrestling.
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Walden has to confront his codependency issues on Two and a Half Men. "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" is the 20th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Charlie and Alan set their mother up with Russell, the pharmacist, on "Springtime on a Stick."
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Alan dons a pink version of the traditional real estate agent blazer as he helps his mother as her assistant to learn a little extra cash to get his own pad.
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Charlie sits down with his fiancee, Chelsea, and her old college friend, Gail (Tricia Helfer), who's in town visiting.
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Alan sits on the couch with his ex-mother-in-law, Lenore (Annie Potts) as she gets very drunk and high off pills. A little inappropriate for a babysitter.
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Alan secretly uses Walden's money to invest in Kate's fashion line. "Welcome to Alancrest" is the 12th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Welcome, Walden! Alan sends Charlie's ashes flying as he spies his new roommate for the first time.
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Alan helps show Charlie some dancing tips so he won't look like a fool at dancing class... and instead will at home.
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Charlie is stuck with Jake as his driver when his license gets suspended on the season finale.
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How do you like your Walden Schmidt? With or without a lot of facial hair?
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.