Whipped by the Third Generation

Just when Alan and Charlie think they have their house back, they realized they're whipped by the third generation... Jake and his girlfriend, Celeste.
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Charlie Plays, Alan Sings

Charlie plays the piano while Alan sings some classic holiday songs and looks like embarrassing Evelyn in the process.
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Walden Went Too Far

Walden's partying goes too far on Two and a Half Men. "Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon" is the 19th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Jake on Skype

Jake uses Skype to communicate with Alan in this scene from the Two and a Half Men Season 10 premiere.
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Meeting Walden

Welcome, Walden! Alan sends Charlie's ashes flying as he spies his new roommate for the first time.
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The Two Men

He did it! Walden and Alan are their typical goofy selves in this scene from Two and a Half Men.
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Charlie and Courtney Break Up

Charlie and Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) break up on Two and a Half Men, sending Charlie into a depression.
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Kathy Bates on Two and a Half Men

Yes, Alan you're seeing things. And that thing is guest star Kathy Bates as Charlie Harper.
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Complications - Two and a Half Men

Things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of the mom's at the kid's gym on Two and a Half Men.
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Chelsea Complains to Alan

A very upset Chelsea comes into Alan's room to complain. Alan just seems kind of scared.
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Charlie and Russell the Pharamacist

Another picture of Charlie and his neighbor pharmacist, Russell (Martin Mull). What can we say, we're huge fans of Martin Mull.
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Alan and Melissa Kissing

Alan finds his way back to his former receptionist / lover when he runs into her at the hospital while bringing a pregnant Judith there.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket