Charlie Gives Chelsea Key

Charlie hands Chelsea over Alan's set of house keys when he asks her to move into his former bachelor pad in Malibu Beach.
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Chelsea's Ready to Move

Charlie walks into Chelsea's old apartment only to find out she was packed and ready to move before he even invited her to move in.
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Berta Works for Chelsea

When Chelsea moves in, Berta informs Charlie that she now works for Chelsea and he can direct his requests through her.
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Charlie and Mia's Wedding

Charlie came so close to marrying the beautiful ballet teacher Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier) but the wedding fell through when she wanted Charlie to kick Alan out.
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Charlie and Berta Chat

When Chelsea and Alan, the best of friends, are busy cooking dinner, Charlie and Berta analyze the situation over some beers outside.
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Alan and Chelsea Workout

Alan teaches Chelsea how he keeps such firm buttocks as he teaches her an exercise she can do anywhere. We feel uncomfortable.
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Charlie and Chelsea in Bed

Charlie attempts to get some from Chelsea when she begins to receive text messages from her new best friend Alan.
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Charlie and Alan Fight

As Charlie attempts to destroy Alan's creepy ventriloquist doll, Charlie and Alan end up wrestling.
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Alan and His Doll

Alan goes to sleep wearing matching pajamas with his ventriloquist doll. Yeah, Alan's not lonely or anything.
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Charlie Coaches Judith

Due to a bizarre twist of fate, Charlie ends up being Judith's breathing coach while she delivers a baby that might be Alan's.
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Alan and Melissa Kissing

Alan finds his way back to his former receptionist / lover when he runs into her at the hospital while bringing a pregnant Judith there.
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Two and a Half Men Picture

Two and a Half Men is the successful CBS comedy starring Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer as brothers who live together with Alan's son, their half man, Jake.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket