A Health Scare - Two and a Half Men

Walden has a health scare on Halloween on the season premiere of Two and a Half Men. "The Ol' Mexican Spinach" is the first episode of the show's 12th season.
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The Prenuptial Agreement - Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2

Alan is offended when Walden asks about a prenuptial agreement on Two and a Half Men. "A Chic Bar in Ibiza" is the second episode of the show's 12th seaosn.
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A Happy Couple - Two and a Half Men

Walden and Alan try to play the role of a happy couple on Two and a Half Men. "Glamping In a Yurt" is the third episode of the show's 12th season.
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The Mom-To-Be - Two and a Half Men

A Mom-to-be meets with Alan and Walden on Two and a Half Men. "Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight" is the fourth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Playing Dad - Two and a Half Men

Walden as a father? He's trying to be one to this six-year old boy on Two and a Half Men.
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Rule Breaker - Two and a Half Men

Alan breaks Walden's rules in order to have Louis think he's cool on Two and a Half Men.
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Complications - Two and a Half Men

Things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of the mom's at the kid's gym on Two and a Half Men.
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Explaining Santa - Two and a Half Men

Walden and Alan attempt to explain about Santa Claus to Louis on Two and a Half Men. "Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight" is the eighth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Intimate Problems - Two and a Half Men

Walden has problems being intimate with women with Louis in the house on Two and a Half Men.
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Keeping Louis - Two and a Half Men

Alan decides to help Walden keep Louis when the social worker catches them in a lie on Two and Half Men.
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Worrisome Effects - Two and a Half Men

Walden is worried that Alan's breakup will affect the adoption on Two and a Half Men. "Too Whom the Booty Calls" is the 11th episode of the show's 12th season.
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An Escape - Two and a Half Men

Walden finds an escape from Alan by joining a group for adoptive fathers on Two and a Half Men.
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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket