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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 12 Quotes

Jake: Hey, Rose, you wanna go see a movie later?
Rose: Maybe. We'll see how your uncle's feeling. He's very, very sick.
Alan: So, basically, what we're saying here is, you'll go to the movies with anybody but me.
Jake: Not anybody. I wouldn't go with Hitler.

Berta: What's wrong with you?
Charlie: I caught something.
Berta: There's a surprise.

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