Charlie: I can't believe she's already dating. Alan: You're kidding right? The day after she moved out you ran off to Vegas to marry a stripper. Charlie: We grieve in different ways. Besides, the stripper was already married so no harm, no foul.
Charlie: I'm gonna hate this movie. Alan: How do you know? Charlie: Because it has subtitles. The only good subtitles are for Nazis, drug lords and space aliens. Oh and kung fu.