Alan: (referring to Jake's lost book) We should put frosting on the damn book. He's never lost anything with frosting on it. Charlie: I don't know why you continue to bang your head against the wall. The kid is obviously destined to sell tube socks out of the trunk of his car. Alan: A business of his own... gee, that would be swell
Charlie: (about Jake) I'll bet you're sorry you took all that LSD before you had him. Alan: I never took any LSD! Charlie: You might want to start telling people you did.