Barney: A Yuletide riddle. What is my second favorite word that begins with B-O-N?
Ted: Bon Jovi?
Barney: What is my third favorite that begins with B-O-N? Buzzer... BONUS!

Rating: 4.2 / 5.0 (5 Votes)

Honey are you going to watch the sex movie with me? No im watching my one in the shower and masterbating at the same time. Oops I mean im going to bed leave me alone. Honey will the suprise was having sex on the kitchen table all night but I have to get you tied up. Im in!!!!


Bar tender: I have a problem
lady gaga: What is it?
Bar tender: My buzzer pickle is in the wrong place
Lady gaga: Here let me take a look
Bar tender: Yes!!!
Lady gaga: what ??
Bar tender: My buzzer pickle just turned on!!, now im going to go and see my girl friend and then my wife and give them a suprise under the covers!!!

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