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You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years.

If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone.

Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore.

Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got her.

You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly.


No more books Ted. I don't like the person you become when you read books.

Marshall: Well it's official. I'm going to be Judge Marshall Eriksen.
Ranjit: That is great. Can you help me get a driver's license?
Barney: A what?

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Ted: She walks down the aisle. You say your vows, you go to the reception, you have your first dance. Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it's a perfect fit.
Barney: You're right Ted, this is the one.

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