Anyone I ever dated in high school turned out to be either gay or a girl dressed as a guy to get a journalism scholarship.

Liz

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30 Rock Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.

Jack

What is Senor Mexico saying? Stop keeping me out the loop!

Tracy