Anyone I ever dated in high school turned out to be either gay or a girl dressed as a guy to get a journalism scholarship.

Liz

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30 Rock Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

What is Senor Mexico saying? Stop keeping me out the loop!

Tracy

Tracy: Hey! What was that sound? It was opportunity knocking.
Jack: No one knocked, you just barged in.

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