30 Rock

30 Rock "Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish" Quotes

Paul: I'm saying, adopting a dog so it can watch us make love and then returning it, claiming that it bit our imaginary child, is everything that I need, but if that's not enough for you tell me now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paul: Why can't we just paint each others' toe nails, watch vintage pornography, and then go to bed in our swing like a normal couple?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: It was Harold, and I ate all of him. Even the face in case of a tie. I ate him sir! I ate my father pig!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donald: I got other ideas...like a micro brewery that also serves frozen yogurt. I'm a call it, Microsoft.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jenna: Last night was a disaster...and not the good kind where I get to sing at a benefit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: You're the only one bank rolling this? What about Brown and Folderson?
Tracy: That's what I call my wallet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hobo: Hey get a room! Whatever that is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Anyone I ever dated in high school turned out to be either gay or a girl dressed as a guy to get a journalism scholarship.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kenneth: Also, in the background I heard lady giggles and the sound of a beautiful sunset.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: I'm tired of talking this much to a woman I'm not having sex with.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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