Liz Lemon Quotes
Season 7, Episode 12: "Hogcock; Last Lunch"
Liz: Cut the B.S.
Tracy: But I promised Barbara Streisand I'd never stab her again.
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Liz: You're just an alcoholic with a great voice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 11: "A Goon's Deed in a Weary World"
Liz: They're replaceable. We can get David Alan Grier and Miss Piggy.
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Liz: You two are doing press all day.
Tracy: I'm glad the band U2 is doing press all day. Jenna quick, run before Liz Lemon realizes what I did.
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Jack: Through back channels...
Liz: Like BET?
Jack: BACK channels.
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Liz: How big is an eight year old's head? I'm thinking like a bowling ball.
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Season 7, Episode 10: "Florida"
Liz: Beverly.
Bev: It's just Bev, Liz. My mother died while naming me.
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Liz: Also, you're kind of a slut.
Jack: I did sleep with Jenna a lot during season three.
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Jack: I can give you a season pass to Universal's Harry Potter World.
Liz: Ok, I am not some kind of nerdery slut. I like Star Wars!
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Liz: Did you get my gift?
Jack: I assumed it was the bottle of wine with the card reading "Dear Doritos, what about just selling bags full of your dust? I could put it on chicken or fish..."
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