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Liz: Our topical cold open is about Omarosa borrowing Bjork's swan dress.
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Liz: [on Green Week] Oh brother. Are they really going to do something this year or just put that stupid green peacock in the corner of the screen?
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Liz: [on her dinner plans] I do! I bought an Activia microwaveable panini!
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Liz: [to Jack] Spit take. Are you serious?
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Liz: My book is number 15 on the non-fiction bestseller list, behind The Founding Fathers Diet.
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Liz: Do I look OK?
Cerie: That's exactly how you look.
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Liz: Then who's going to host Top Chef? Aww, Jack you're ruining my life!
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Liz: My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
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Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.
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Liz: You know my fontanelle never closed!
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"Sun Tea"
Thu, November 19

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Frank: Some of them are sun tea and some of them ... were sun tea.
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