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Liz: My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
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Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.
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Liz: You know my fontanelle never closed!
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Liz: Sorry I'm not a robot!
Jack: We all are.
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Liz: In my defense, I didn't know that Cathy Geiss was going to finish her song by taking off her underpants.
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Jack: The American public doesn't want your elitist, east coast, alternative, intellectual, left wing-
Liz: Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.
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Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Jack: How surprising that your world view is food-based.
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Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.
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Liz: We sure had quite a year.
Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.
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Liz: Do you know if there's a sit down Quizno's in midtown?
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