Quinn: Now get your ass into my office and bring your boyfriend.
Quinn: No, the other one.
You may want to be Chet, but I don't wanna be you, Quinn.Rachel
Really? I'm sorry you're below the line coupon hunting boyfriend is going to offer you something more better than a five year deal with me?Quinn
We can make TV that really matters and doesn't make people feel like bags of flesh.Quinn
Adam: Faith wants to win.
Rachel: What? Oh, you. Uhhh.
Dude, I don't know if anyone's ever told you, but you're kind of a player. If I drew a vagina on a white piece of paper, you'd probably hit on it.Faith
Quinn: So if I asked you to go down on me right now, would you?
Madison: No. I mean, is that what this is about?
Yeah, Chet 'cos that's how it works, your super sperm jumping my fallopian tube in a single bound.Quinn
What happened to sluts get cut?Grace
Adam: That felt pretty real to me.
Rachel: That's the thing with you, Adam. It feels pretty real with everyone.
Oh hey, Madison. Chet tells me that you're doing a great job, so just keep doing what you're doing.Quinn
Chet: About the babies. I knocked up my wife with hate sex. Imagine what I could do for you.
Quinn: Oh, I know what you can do for me.