Recent Quotes (Page 8)

Sheila: Frank, I can't let you be in charge of the insurance money. Hunnie, you're an alcoholic.
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Luigi: Now that's a spicy meet-cute!
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Homer: We shows girls love on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow things up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day.
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Bart: Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are multi.
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Kate: There's something to be said for practicality, but being a modern woman isn't about losing your virginity.
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Ginny: You have an innocent face Collete. Has anyone ever told you that?
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Mary Alice: Yes, love can bring out the best in us... the confidence to move on, the courage to tell the truth, the strength to keep hoping, but sometimes what surprises us the most isn't what love brings out but who it brings back.
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Juanita: First, kissing. Then, get married. Then, he buys me presents.
Gaby: Oh my God, you are my daughter.

Gaby: Wow. Booze, loose morals, and swearing? Too bad, there's no more Bree left.
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Lynette: What is that... 5 guys in a week? Is she starting a basketball team?
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Lynette: The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait too long around pap smears.
 
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