Abed Quotes (Page 2)
Season 4, Episode 5: "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations"
Abed: We belonged in the sun, with the wind in our hair. Or maybe at a Bennigan's, enjoying a Turkey O'Toole.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 4: "Alternative History of the German Invasion"
Abed: That man saved my life...in a video game.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "Conventions of Space and Time"
Abed: For the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, I knew someone would come.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Paranormal Parentage"
Abed: I remember when this show was about community college.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 21: "The First Chang Dynasty"
Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There's only one.
Abed: God, I hope I'm right.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Chang started his solo. Knowing him, that gives us only nine minutes to get to the records room.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Abed: This job's getting bigger than my wife's credit card bill at Marshall's. I mean, they have great stuff, I know that.
• Rating: Unrated
Troy: Don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy.
Abed: Like my wife's mouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "Digital Estate Planning"
Abed: She can make babies for me.
Troy: Oh and I can't?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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