Abed Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 5: "Horror Fiction In Seven Spooky Steps"
Troy: You tried to destroy us, but you only made us-
Troy/Abed: More Awesome!!!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta: I'm turned on by how logical you are.
Abed: I'm comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "Remedial Chaos Theory"
Abed: Annie will always be driven, Shirley will always be giving, Pierce will never apologize, Britta's sort of a wildcard from my perspective and Jeff will forever remain a conniving son of a bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Do we have to refill the toilet olives?
Abed: Nope I just checked.
Troy: You're the best roommate. Wanna stay up all night talking in our bunkbeds?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Just so you know Jeff, you're not creating six different timelines.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"
Troy/Abed: We spend too much time together.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 1: "Biology 101"
Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "A Fist Full of Paintballs"
Abed: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie: And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts"
Troy: It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Abed: Word.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Shirley, pretend I'm saying this in a soothing, reassuring, non-robotic voice. We're not gonna make it to the hospital.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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