Favorite Adam Braverman Quotes
Haddie: Dad, do you guys have some stupid agreement about not acknowledging each other's flaws?
Adam: Yeah, it's called marriage.
Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.
Adam: Who pulls crap like that?
Crosby: Musicians.
Adam: Musicians?
Crosby: Yeah, even ones like Kenny G, ones you wouldn't expect.
Adam: I need a beer.
Kristina: Forget the beer, we need to get wrecked.
Max: What does getting wrecked mean?
Adam: Is there a difference between a g-string and a thong?
Crosby: Woah - perv! Put that down!
Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.
Honey, our son is the new president at Cedar Knoll Middle School. God help us all.
Crosby: What can I do to alleviate some of this stress for ya?
Adam: Don't ever touch me again. Let's start with that.
Amber, life will knock you down more times than you can possibly imagine. Don't knock yourself down.
Adam: Listen, we're the adults, let's set a good example and not make this any worse.
Sarah: How can it get any worse?
Adam: So what do you do, talk...share?
Zeek: The only thing I am doing is dancing with gay Tony. You gotta see this guy move Adam. He's like a finely tuned European sports car. Very sensitive and responds to the lightest touch. Honestly, it's amazing.
Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.
