Favorite Adam Braverman Quotes
Adam: You want my advice, step one apologize to Renee.
Crosby: For what, I didn't do anything.
Adam: It's just, you know what, you're a man. It's just what men do. We apologize. I say three I'm sorrys before I get out of bed in the morning.
Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.
Gordon: I need to fire seven people.
Adam: Look, these are people we have worked with for fifteen years.
Gordon: You think I don't know that. Stop thinking just do it. Do you need me to come up there and hold your hand?
Haddie: I have a right to my privacy.
Adam: Not in my house you don't.
Adam: I am very, very proud of you, in so many ways.
Haddie: (tears up)
Max: Are you mad at me because I have Asperger's?
Adam: No, Max, I'm not mad at you because you have Asperger's. Never.
Hey, do you think nailing Haddie's window shut is going too far?
The prom is a parent and school sanctioned club med for teenagers!
I'm busy trying to look after my son, trying to look after my family. You're not even on my radar!
I just want you guys to know the things I'm about to do with this blue cheese should probably be illegal.
I'm not interested in memorizing a bunch of facts that have been polished up to make it look like he's won something.
Mom asked you to call everyone to dinner, will you do it? Seriously, you are such a disappointment. I don't know why you're her favorite.
