Adam: A wise man once told me that we always have to forgive each other and not get hung up on the past.
Zeek: Team Braverman.

Kristina: One big happy freaking family.
Adam: Alright, thank you.
Kristina: Super.

Adam: So I'm just going to say that felt like the real deal. I'm right?
Kristina: Yep, your right!

Crosby: What makes all of this worth it?
Adam: What makes it worth it is the connection, the bond you feel, their yours. You know, you're part of them.

Sarah: He's not the only kid who's been dealt a rough hand.
Adam: I know.
Sarah: All Drew has done his whole life is wait for his father to show up...

Adam: Well, what are we going to do about this?
Kristina: Nothing.
Adam: Nothing?
Kristina: It is what it is and there's nothing we can do about it.
Adam: Well, can I still hate the guy?

Adam: There are some days when you just blow it, and that is what happened today. I blew it and I'm really, really sorry.
Haddie: It's OK.

Sorry for not being the girl you thought I was (to her parents).

Haddie

Sarah: Our father has gone completely insane.
Adam: No, he's always been this way.

Woody Allen said masturbation was having sex with someone you love.

Kristina: Everybody raise your glass. My daughter Haddie Braverman is running for junior class president.
Adam: That's right, following in her father's footsteps.
Julia: Excuse me, your foot steps?
Adam: Yeah.
Julia: I was class president.
Kristina: I wrote speeches.
Crosby: Student council nerds are going to have a nerd off!

Haddie: I have a right to my privacy.
Adam: Not in my house you don't.

Parenthood Quotes

Mom, I'm on my feet I'm not destitute. I've just got a little financial trouble and two degenerate kids, but I'll be fine.

Sarah

Max: Isn't the game today?
Adam: Well buddy I thought you were done with baseball.
Max: It's my team.
Adam: Games in 10 minutes everybody.

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes