Grey's Anatomy

Addison Shepherd Quotes (Page 13)

ADDISON: "Dr. Karev-"
ALEX: "Sorry. I don't do vagina. Not as a doctor anyway."
ADDISON: "Oh, back talk, that buys you a case."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

ADDISON: "Dr. O'Malley, did you get Molly Thompson's test results back from the lab yet?"
GEORGE: [pauses] "No."
ADDISON: "What? Dr. O'Malley, when I assign you to a case, I expect you to give it your undivided attention. Give me one good reason I shouldn't take you off this case!"
GEORGE: [pauses] "I just discovered that Molly Thompson's maiden name is Grey, making her the daughter of Thatcher Grey, meaning that Meredith has a sister she doesn't even know exists. And I don’t care. I don’t. I'm on this case. and... apparently God hates me."
ADDISON: "Okay."
GEORGE: "Thanks."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

DEREK: "Come on, have a drink."
MEREDITH: "I can't have a drink, I'm celibate."
JOE: "You mean sober? She means sober."
MEREDITH: "No, I mean celibate. I'm practicing celibacy. Drinking does not go well with celibacy because it makes everything and everyone seem kind of porn-y. Then my head gets all cloudy and the next thing you know I'm naked. My point is that I'm celibate, and knitting is good for surgical dexterity, so I'm making a sweater."
DEREK: "You? Celibate? I don't buy it."
MEREDITH: "No more men."
ADDISON: "No more men? Really? You? I'm just asking, because we're friends."
Meredith: Every guy I meet turns out to be married.
DEREK: "Oh... ouch."
MEREDITH: "Or Mark."
ADDISON: [walks away] "Okay, I'm going to sit over there now."
MEREDITH: "Sorry. Or, remember the horrible thing I did? Remember George?"
DEREK: "You're making a sweater."
MEREDITH: "I'm making a sweater."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

DEREK: "I was indifferent."
ADDISON: "What?"
DEREK: "You know, in New York. Before Mark. I was indifferent towards you."
[pause]
ADDISON: "Yes."
DEREK: "I was absent."
[pause]
ADDISON: "Yes."
DEREK: "I'm partly to blame, for our marriage."
[pause]
ADDISON: "Yes."
DEREK: "I'm sorry... and I'm working on it."
ADDISON: "Okay."
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

[Addison hands Meredith hot chocolate]
DEREK: "Juju?"
ADDISON: "Yup."
DEREK: "You just juju'ed Meredith."
ADDISON: "Yes I did. In the spirit of friendship."
DEREK: "Huh."
ADDISON: "What, are we not being friends with Meredith anymore?"
DEREK: "No, no, we are. Meredith and I are friends."
ADDISON: "And you and I are married, so by proxy, Meredith and I are friends."
DEREK: [pauses] "That’s very big of you."
ADDISON: "Yeah."
DEREK: [laughs] "You don’t have to do that. I mean, it's not like I'm going to be friends with, say, Mark."
ADDISON: "Well, neither am I. Now finish your juju before somebody else dies."
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

ADDISON: "Hey."
DEREK: "Hey."
ADDISON: "I haven’t seen you all day."
DEREK: "I didn’t want to see you today."
ADDISON: "It’s not my fault he showed up, Derek."
DEREK: "I know."
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

ADDISON: "Why are you here?"
MARK: "For one reason. To bring you home. I miss you Addison."
ADDISON: "I'm in love with my husband, Mark."
MARK: "He’s not in love with you. He’s in love with that intern. He’s not even trying to hide it. Why would you want to stick around for that?"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

MARK: "Oh c’mon, you’re not even a little bit happy to see me?"
ADDISON: "Go home, whatever you came to do, just drop it and leave."
MARK: "Hey, we all made mistakes Addison, all three of us. But somehow... somehow, I lost my best friend and the woman I loved."
ADDISON: "Please, don’t say that."
MARK: "He doesn’t know how we felt. He doesn’t know you stayed with me after he left? How do you expect to work out a marriage if you can’t even be honest with him?"
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

DEREK: "What the hell is he doing here?"
ADDISON: "I have no idea."
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

RICHARD: "Punching out people on my surgical floor. My head of neurosurgery is punching out people on my surgical floor."
ADDISON: "Put some ice on your hand."
DEREK: "My hand is fine."
RICHARD: "Put the damn ice on your two million dollar a year hand. Now someone tell me what the hell happened."
ADDISON: [pauses] "That was Mark."
RICHARD: "Who’s Mark?"
ADDISON: "He and Derek used to work together back in New York. And they... we... we were all close friends. Until Derek found us in bed together."
RICHARD: "Did you put your weight behind it?"
DEREK: "Yes sir."
RICHARD: [pauses] "Well, alright then."
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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