Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCAddison Shepherd Quotes
ADDISON: "What they're doing is not about love, Derek! Well, it's like you."
DEREK: "Excuse me?"
ADDISON: "How you pretend to love me, but really you're just using me to fill this need you have to be a good guy."
DEREK: "Now's not the time to talk about this. We'll talk about this later."
ADDISON: "What, you walk away? That's all I get?"
DEREK: "Just calm down, please."
ADDISON: "Wait, what, you're not going to yell at me? Call me names? Or, I don't know, ignore me in an elevator?"
ADDISON: "Good work, Dr. Karev. The baby's going to live."
ALEX: [walks away] "Yeah... without a mother."
ADDISON: "You would not believe the day I had. I went out of my way to give a patient exactly what she wants only to have it explode in my face. And don't even get me started about Alex Karev."
DEREK: "Get in the shower."
ADDISON: "What?"
DEREK: "You wanna have hot sex? Get in the shower!"
ALEX: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
ADDISON: "Dr. Karev, you did such a good job today that I'm going to talk to Dr. Bailey and have you assigned to my service."
ALEX: "What? For how long?"
ADDISON: "For as long as I want. Your ass is mine until I say otherwise. Congratulations."
ADDISON: "Option one, I go home. End of story. Option two, I could apologize, you could forgive me, come home, but you could still bring it up to use against me whenever we argue."
DEREK: "Are you trying to be funny?"
ADDISON: "Satan has a sense of humor."
DEREK: "Is there a third option?"
ADDISON: "I don't know what the third option is. I just know I still love you."
DEREK: "Maybe you should've thought of all this before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle."
RICHARD: "Satan?"
ADDISON: "Good morning Richard, like the hat."
DEREK: "Satan speaks."
ADDISON: "Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan."
DEREK: [answers phone] "Hello? Hi. Yeah, yeah." [to Addison] "It's about Doc. No, I'm here... I can pick him up this morning. Sure, I-"
ADDISON: [grabs phone] "Hi, Dr. Dandrige? Listen, we're gonna have to call you back becasue we're trying really hard to have some decent sex here." [hangs up]
MEREDITH: [silence]
ADDISON: "Thanks."
DEREK: [laughs] "Your thanking me for the most boring sex ever!?"
ADDISON: "I didn't know what else to say."
ADDISON: "Dr. Karev-"
ALEX: "Sorry. I don't do vagina. Not as a doctor anyway."
ADDISON: "Oh, back talk, that buys you a case."
"Sometimes people do desperate things to get someone's attention. But there are two sides to every story."
DEREK: "Addison and I are over, Adele."
ADDISON: "Oh, it's not like we're divorced."
DEREK: "We're practically divorced."
ADELE: [to Addison] "You've had counseling?"
DEREK: "We've had adultery. That was enough."
ADDISON: "We got successful, you and me. We got busy and we got lazy. We didn't even bother to fight anymore, Derek. Mark was there and I missed you and now I'm sorry. I'm more sorry than you could possibly imagine, but at least I'm talking to you about it."
DEREK: "I'm a sink with an open drain, Addie."
