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Greys-anatomy

[drunk] I've decided that I'm gonna get really fat. Just as a stop gap, just until I figure out another plan. Eat all of these muffins and I'm gonna get really gloriously fat! It's over. Over. Ooover. I'm talking about the last 1/3 of my life Miranda. How can that be just over. How can that just end? Over a skinky pair of panties and bad tux."

ADDISON: "Did you know about the slutty sex your slutty friend had with my super slutty husband?"
IZZIE: "You should have a muffin. They're really good and they help you."
ADDISON: "I may be beyond help."
IZZIE: [walks out] "Yeah, me too. Don't let her drive Joe."
ADDISON: [eats a muffin] "Mmm. Good!"

ADDISON: "Dr. Stevens!"
IZZIE: "Please don't call me doctor."
ADDISON: "Oookay, well, please don't call me Mrs. Shepherd! Ha! That's funny."
IZZIE: "She's drunk."
JOE: "This is true."

ALEX: "How do you not know your kid's pregnant?"
ADDISON: "You love your kids, you want to see the best in them."
ALEX: "Okay, then how do you have a baby and throw it in a trash can?"
ADDISON: "Something happens, and you panic. You freeze, and you wanna hide it and pretend like it didn't happen... I get that."
ALEX: "You get that?"
ADDISON: "I do. I just don't get what happens afterward. I don't get how you go back to class and pretend like everythings fine, everythings not fine."

[in flashback]
ADDISON: "Derek, Derek, Derek, you can't do this, Derek. Derek, we have to, we have to talk about this. You have to give me a chance to explain. What are you doing? What are you doing with my clothes, Derek?! It was one time. I know that's what people say. I know that is what always gets said. It's just I don't even know how it happened, I don't know what I was thinking. It was just he was just here, it was just-"
DEREK: "You screw my best friend and all you have to say is, 'He was just here?' [throws her clothes out the door] Get out."
ADDISON: "No."
DEREK: "Get out!"
ADDISON: "No, no I'm not going."
DEREK: "Get out of my house now!"

ADDISON: "This poor child... has to go home to a mom that's in juvie and grandparents are so clueless, they didnt even know their child was pregnant. What kind of childhood is that?"
ALEX: [pauses] "You can get over a bad childhood. You can have the worst crap in the world happen to you. You can get over it. All you gotta do is survive"

[in flashback]
ADDISON: "We can survive this. We're Addison and Derek!"
DEREK: "I can't look at you. I look at you and feel nauseous ... we're not Derek and Addison anymore."

ADDISON: "Hey."
DEREK: "Hey."
ADDISON: "I haven’t seen you all day."
DEREK: "I didn’t want to see you today."
ADDISON: "It’s not my fault he showed up, Derek."
DEREK: "I know."

ADDISON: "Why are you here?"
MARK: "For one reason. To bring you home. I miss you Addison."
ADDISON: "I'm in love with my husband, Mark."
MARK: "He’s not in love with you. He’s in love with that intern. He’s not even trying to hide it. Why would you want to stick around for that?"

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